never on a sunday

i present to you, the newest model for camel toe 2006. it's called speed orange. and it's all yours in your fantasy......that little black streak ------

so.
moving right along, this weekend was special and fun. Went to baltimore and had a really great time. Had dinner at bob and david's....first time for everything i say. Had scallops for the first time, loved them...i am suddenly acquiring a taste for seafood...we'll see though, the scallops may have satiated that need for a while.
We started cocktailing when we landed in baltimore...as we were doing so they were talking about the fillers in the bar scene in baltimore, since we were not familiar with the newbies.....fun. One guy, ethan, was described as the "biggest bottom in baltimore", which was hysterical to some degree....as i am intrigued by the whole "power bottom" thing. We met him out that night and it was fun.....he had some interesting pictures on his cell phone...thats all i know.
Anyway - it was great to hang out with old friends....i miss them all dearly.

Not much else going on...some tastings this week. Symphony and a potluck of sorts this week. Whats up out there?
Whats the news from all over the place. I am constantly amazed by the distance this blog reaches on the site meter.

who is farthest from Philadelphia? Comments?

thank you very mucho mister roboto.........dummmmo

It's not all that bad a day on Exile Island as far as i'm concerned. Nick is all "hi" and I am all like "blah blah blub..abs, pecs and homo say what?" He actually makes me nervous just watching him on tv. But then that passes and my mind goes amuck.....and then kevin smacks the shite out of me.

Anyway - hope all are well and that Friday is buring bright in your pants. it is in mine. its really mother- of- mary cold out there today. It's a nice day to have a White Russian, or a dark shaded one if you choose...really matters not. ..just enjoy and drink up.

I am addicted to a food item right now. I keep getting really upset stomach from it, but i buy them and don't stop until it's all gone. Sesame sticks....those little crunchy things.....A - D - D- I- C- T- E-D !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Intervention will soon be needed. My ever increasing Britney Bump is almost enough to make me stop, but not quite. Speaking of....she's sorta on again off again isn't she. I have seen those caps from Will and Grace and she looks pretty good actually. I don't know. What can I do? I am hoping she'll hit it again. Not it, as in Federline hit it, as in her career.
Going to Baltimore tomorrow to visit friends, should be much fun. Have to get out of here again...last weekend we sorta did damage...at least i did. Kevin seems to be hitting his "i can party like a rock star" phase and i am doing the opposite.....disappear like Debra Winger type act. I just can't hang. Actually I can hang, it's the days after, when i put my shoes on the wrong feet and go out in public and my face is all cracked out. No moisturizer helps me feel refreshed. Anyway hope all is well in your place...and i hope your place is well. swell. good. happy. full of fresh tulips perhaps?
I love fresh tulips...kevin...i love fresh tulips in case you were wondering......

alright. love ya love ya.
oh - -PS Madame Denise is about to pop out her spawn...........any day now. I can't wait to hear all about it and come see the littlest monkey of them all.

i'm just me, i'm in love, nothing less, nothing more

have a good day peeps. after a few days of clouds and blurry vision, i can see a little better today. Thank god, it's always that way after a too short weekend and wednesday feels a little bit easier than monday and tuesday...
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a little more personal by LL and NR

Yes it's Thursday. I don't feel any better than yesterday, minus the fact that I find myself unbearable.
EVERYTHING is annoying me. Irritability is high right now. Except towards my dear dear husband. Kevin is totally being fun and funny this week, and i needed it. Real bad.
Wait, wait wait. I am not in a bad place, just irritable, like ......i can't deal with one specific co worker, i can't handle my new headphones for my ipod and how they are fitting in my ears (they were expensive), my ipod is on shuffle and it keeps playing alanis morrisette - i love her, but wtf?) i can't seem to find the right bag to carry my gym clothes, shoes, and work stuff in.......my wallet is too stuffed with gift cards to stores that i never go to - but stay in my wallet in case i surprisingly find myself in one of those stores, i can't find my 10 pass train card that i purchased yesterday, I rented "House of Flying Daggers" and "The Fog" last night and fell asleep 10 minutes into the first movie - i rented said movies because i thought that Lost was a rerun and that Project Runway was not on this week, my gas is really really raw today.

We were the only same sex couple at Valentines dinner the other night. Strange feeling, liberating in a way...to be aware of ones self in such an acute way.

The boy posted here is the dude on "grey's anatomy"....which is my new focus in life. He used to be a model....SURPRISE...what is most surprising is that according to my google search, he is married with 5 children.
Talk about a buzz kill.


Eat out !
get fatter than me.
Natale

How to Save a Life

1. Go to see Wicked on Broadway. Laugh, cry and enjoy the best production you've ever seen. It will take your breath away and leave you dying for more.

1.5. After show spend two days in NYC, going to Century 21, Barrage, Posh, Splash, Gym and Therapy. Love it.

2. Watch the men's Luge at the Olympics and be stunned by the beauty, all aspects of the beauty.

3. Play in the snow. As a matter of fact fall down, head first into the snow covered street while running away from a would-be snow ball attacker and cut your face, bruise your chest, and bruise both hips. You'll for sure know your alive that way.

4. Love your boyfriend, cuddle during the cold snowy days and watch him shovel snow in front of your house.

5. Watch JLO and LL COOL J's New video "Control Myself" and fall in love with that biatch all over again.

6. have throw down, eat it, smack it, move it, push it, love it, sit on it, saddle it, love potion sex on Valentine's Day.....

i don't know what to say, speechless and vapidly wanton

holy holy toe. the toe, and i can think of nothing else .
I know everyone has this guy pasted on their sites, but Nicholas Lemons is making my P Q like nothing on this earth. besides kevin rw

i hope your happy, now that you've chosen this

I dig the look joseph fiennes. dig it up and down.