do i seem too eager to please?

Setting: Target - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Characters: Nate
Innocent Mother of Three
Crazy Driver: Teenager Addition
Gleefully shopping for a variety of household items, and perhaps something special on sale with a bright orange sticker attached to it, Nate spends around 20 minutes perusing the store.
When he gets to the Ipod section (he is a total sucker for the electronic section), he lets go of his cart, and picks up a new docking station to check it out. In two minutes he resumes shopping. Close to the section where he might pick out lotion, he realizes that he has the wrong cart. The cart which he has been pushing around has all kinds of materials for scrapbook making ? In a fit of anxiety Nate runs back to the area near IPods where he let go of his cart. There it is, his very own cart…not thinking, he starts to push his cart away..only to be stopped by a female voice…”that’s my cart.” “No ma’am see, this is not your stuff, it’s mine.” “well where did my cart go?”
“I have no idea, perhaps someone else mistook it for theirs”

Nate runs to the check out counter, concerned that witnesses may be able to point out his crime.
Nate proceeds to spend money on items that he does not need, Target is always nice to him that way, and on the way out to his car, zoot alors, he is almost run down by a teenage driver.
Nate screams, “PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOUR DOING !!!!!’
In fast moment Nates pauses to laugh incoherently at the irony of this situation.
Realizing that he had just hijacked a cart because he was NOT PAYING ATTENTION, he wipes tears of laughter from his fluffy face !!!!