the little things we hide

Heard on the radio today, the hosts talking about what paula says to Anthony Federov on American Idol:
"This week, your safe Anthony. Now let me stick my tongue in that hole in your throat and make a man out of you".

yowza....good times.

Last night i had just about the best damn piece of meat in my life. A nice big fat Filet Mignon with fabulously garlicky mashed potatoes. And then, for the appetizer get this......we had a goat cheese and pistachio cake. It was seared and topped with sprouts. watering mouth. foaming.
very good indeed.

hooliganism. has anyone ever heard of this? Does anyone know where this word came from or what it means? i do. I do, and you don't, more than likely. Any guesses.........i like the word. it's fun, like goat cheese cake.
with sprouts.
We have 5 evites. Yes that is correct 5 Evites in our box right now. Do that mean we are slowly edging up on Paris Hilton. That we are more popular than she? Do you think rich and famous people put out evites? That would be fun to see one of their evite accounts?
Anyway - one of the reminders came up in my AOL account today. in the subject heading it says this:


info@evite.com Evite: Reminder for cock............................Wed 4/27 10:52 PM


The full subject is
Reminder for cocktail/birthday party.
as though a reminder is needed.

A woman calls into work and tells her boss she won't be able to come to work today because she has anal glaucoma.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"Oh well, it means that I just can't possibly see my ass coming into work today"

badabum.