i'm flippin with a coin thats got a tail on either side

Oh mr jake shears. If you are reading this, and happen to be anywhere in these United States, please come to philly and hang out with me. I would be so fun and nice, and totally interesting to talk to, unless of course you didn't want me to be interesting, in which case i could just um......you know, lie there. and be entertaining, yes thats what i would be is entertaining, in a very discreet way, because i know you were depressed while making Ta-Dah and you like discreet quiet times, as well as wild stripper kinda times. Which would you prefer....just....just, oh I love it when you call. I love it when you call, but you never call at all.!
Love always -
your thousand word man - nate