good morning baltimore.

No matter how hard I try I can't seem to keep my pants clean. Nothing I do works. Almost every day that I wear my lite colored khakis I show up to work with bicycle grease on them. Today I was so proud because i got to the place where i lock my bike up and no grease. None at all. I get to work, sit at my desk and bammmmm. Grease. In three places. Whats going on here? Who are you and why are you making me upset everyday, what did i do to you man? Leave me alone. I just want to be gay-ly crisp. and Clean.