Do As I Say, Not As I Do

Irony at the height of it's employment

Setting: 12th Street Gym

nate lifts his shirt in the mirror between sets of incline dumbell press and sighs loudly
Kevin: Nathan I really want you to go talk to someone about your self esteem. It's really bad and it is disturbing. You are not fat, you've never looked better and you can't stop yourself.
Nate: Stop it, i don't want to here it.
conversation continues on for 5 minutes or so. we continue to workout together, 2 minutes later kevin looks at Nathan and says:
Kevin: I look chuncky today don't I?


Sometimes you can't just look in the mirror, it has to fall down off the wall and give you 10 stiches across your forhead before you truly "come to the light" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!